Sarah Palin Resigns


The Leader of the Wasilla Hillbillies, Gov. Sarah Palin, has announced she will be resigning in the near future, most likely to begin a run towards either the Presidency in 2012 or to open a home for unwed mothers. Or perhaps the accusations of misdeeds while in office are catching up with her?

I’ve taken great pleasure in the penultimate level of hypocricy that has been Sarah Palin and her highly dysfunctional brood. Who can ever forget her parading her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter in front of all America to see positive proof that abstinence works…or parading her own special needs infant for all to see; or the baby daddy Levi’s banishment from the family circle after his mommy was busted for dope. Can we never forget Todd decked out in his ski-racing regalia demanding the State of Alaska secede from the Union? Or Sarah’s witch doctor dancing on stage with her minister who hates everyone that’s not white, fundamentalist Christian, or a member of his church?

Sarah Desecrating the American Flag

Sarah Desecrating the Flag

I can’t wait to watch David Letterman on his next live show. After the much-publicized bitch fest Sarah threw when Letterman told a simple joke I guess it’s easy to say who’s getting the last laugh now. We, as a nation, need to pray for the swift cancellation of 30 Rock in hopes that Tina Fey will return to Saturday Night Live.

This country will never grow tired of Sarah, nor her shenanigans. Like the flag incident pictured.  I guess God told her it was his will that she use the American flag as a prop.

God Bless America and God Bless Sarah Palin for providing us with laugh after laugh the past few months.  I’ve got a hunch we’re going to be getting a lot more to laugh about in the next few years.

If the Republican Party ala Sarah last that long.

UPDATE: Could it be?

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