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The entire Bristol’s Pistols campaign has come to an end. She can now go home to Alaska (not sure if they want her…) and Momma Grizzly. America will live another day and watch another Palin lose a voting campaign (probably in 2012).
Ever the gracious loser, Bristol had this to say:
Umm…well, maybe she wasn’t that gracious! So much for her appearance on the show being “non-political”, too!
Meanwhile, the conservative internet is all a-twitter with complaints that the legitimate winner of Dancing With the Stars, Jennifer Grey, held the upper hand in the dance competition, nah…they’re calling it cheating…by taking pain relieving medications.
It takes a lot of nerve to make this accusation, but after the Facebook Fiasco, I wouldn’t put anything beyond the smear campaign capabilities of The Wasilla Hillbillies. Next thing you know is they’ll be accusing Grey of having an unfair advantage because she danced in a movie 25 years ago. Wait. Nevermind!
“Don’t forget that Bristol was “cheated” out of winning. That will be on the ‘net soon. Either twitter or FB.”
As an experiment for the @boycottDWTS campaign on Twitter, I managed 174 successful votes for Grey and Massey Monday and Tuesday morning, all from the same IP and using fake email addresses.
Obviously there is a serious glitch to the system. Producer Conrad Green can deny all he wants (all the while continuing his donations to Republican candidates) but this is a problem that will cost ABC in the future without massive changes to the voting system.
I suggest doing away with internet voting and allow phone/text voting for a fixed block of time; say 3 hours; in order to give those who work hard at the dancing (and don’t have a popular political figure as their mother who enjoys the support of fringe reactionaries) earn a win.
So you admit trying to che at the system. What a set of values you have. The amount of energy expended by the mor0ns of the world is amazing. It really is sad the amount of vitriol and hate that emminates from a disgust ing group of people who have no shame in propagating what is wrong in the first place.
Yeah you cloaked your h ate and igno rance in an experiment.
Courtesy of my friend AkSyrin (the premiere Palin Blogger) and the renowned Palingates here’s a look at the crazy, bigoted, strage mind of Sarah Palin in her new book, “America By Heart”. Just think how much money you’ll save by not buying it*!
Well, look what popped up five days early: leaks from Sarah Palin‘s forthcoming memoir/manifesto, America By Heart, in which the reality TV matriarch rants against “talent deprived” reality TV stars, lauds daughter Bristol’s chastity, and celebrates not aborting Trig.
Our favorite Wasilla-obsessed blog Palingates was the first to post excerpts from America By Heart. The book is currently in distribution centers, awaiting its official release on Tuesday. We got our hands on some of the pages, too! Here’s an annotated guide to our favorite parts, featuring rants against the media and new material about Bristol and Levi.
The book is dedicated to Trig, and opens with a Tea Party “awakening”:
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OK. I wasn’t planning to post anything about the most recent scandal regarding the out-of-control white trash Palin children. You know, the one where Willow gets all high and mighty on Facebook, spewing profanities and homophobic remarks towards a non-fan of her mother’s docu-comedy Sarah Palin’s Alaska (of course, older sister and role model Bristol had to chime in too! The kids were spitting out words, to use an old cliche’, that would make a sailor blush!
I’ve noted recently on this blog and elsewhere the misadventures of the Wasilla Hillbillies, whether it be the female patriarch of the gang of underage, unwed, dropout, drunken, and drugged-out ne’er do wells, Sarah Palin; her flat-footed dancing sensation single Mom and erstwhile abstinenance advocate unwed mom Bristol, or the 16 year old booze-swilling, home trashing Willow and her escapades with The Colony Girls.
Even with the success of my Twitter campaign (#boycottDWTS), Bristol just keeps getting the votes to cruise through to the finale of Dancing With the Stars with little or no regard for talent. Side note: Why don’t they just drop the pretense and call it Dancing With the Non-Stars next season? If the show’s still around…)
Today, we find the reason for Bristol’s success on Dancing With the Stars.
Seems like a conservative Tea Party web site, HillBuzz, and Private Messages sent through both Bristol’s official (and unofficial) Facebook page, exploited a glitch in the email voting mechanism at ABC; allowing for unlimited voting for their darling Bristol.
Here’s some of the comments from the cheaters:
Here’s a hint: They don’t have to be VALID email addresses to register them with ABC.com, there is apparently no validation process. The just have to be formatted like a valid email address, and you must use a valid zip code and a birthdate that makes you old enough to vote. I’m voting like a democrat, all night long…
No, it doesn’t have to be a valid email address – I had one of my anonymous ones XXX@yahoo.com that I used, and then just did the sign-up process all over again with XXX1@yahoo.com and it worked.
Got my 80 votes in online…took 2 hours. I am beat
I only got 42 in, I have some catching up to do!
HillBuzz, Tuesday night had this to say:
“Thank you all for helping Bristol Palin. . . . Just look at Jennifer Grey’s face. . . . Says it all. Our Bristol is in the finale. The woman impersonating Jennifer Grey looked [ticked]. [Brandy] is eliminated and hopefully not allowed to drive herself home. How do we win this for Bristol?”
ABC, in light of this revealation, may change their voting procedures. How will this bode? We won’t know until next week.
I’m sure the whole world’s wondering what exactly Bristol Palin does while not practicing not falling down on Dancing With the Stars. Aside from thanking all of her Mom’s Teabagger fans for their votes on her “official Facebook Page” (Vote for Bristol the Pistol!) and countless phone calls to her Wasilla drinking buddies, she was seen yesterday walking the streets of Hollywood with what appears to be one of, if not the, Best of her BFF’s. A young woman named April Morlock.
Now, you might ask, “Who the hell is April Morlock?” April Morlock is a family friend of the Palin’s from Wasilla, Alaska. She’s remained a family friend even after Bristol’s younger sister Willow and her buddies, otherwise known as the Colony Girls, broke into and trashed a home owned by Morlock’s Wasilla family late last year, ostensibly to score some alcohol for a drunken party. (Note: Willow Palin was 15 years old at the time.)
Why should one care? Seems like the Morlock family has it’s own little sordid history…
Morlock’s brother, you see, is the infamous Cpl. Jeremy Morlock, now facing Court Martial by the Army for his mindless murder and torture of Afghan civilians. From the NY Daily News:
Videotapes of his interviews with Army investigators surfaced on Monday, in which Morlock details how he and fellow soldiers Calvin Gibbs and Adam Winfield mercilessly targeted civilians.
“We had this guy by the compound, and so Gibbs, you know, walked him out and set him in place, like ‘Hey, stand here,'” Morlock says on the tape, telling the invesigator they had the man stay “where Gibbs could get behind cover after the grenade went off.”
Watch the chilling description of these war crimes:
Why do I care about this? First off: I could care less what or who Bristol Palin “pals around with” while in Hollywood. I could care less that she’s hanging out with the assumed innocent sister of an accused murderer and torturer. I do care that Bristol Palin is the daughter of Sarah Palin, the half-term, half-witted Tea Party darling and aspiring presidential candidate in 2012.
The same Sarah Palin, who, time and time again, has pulled out the ‘GUILT BY ASSOCIATION’ tag, accused our sitting President of “associating with terrorists” and saying:
“Our opponent though, is someone who sees America, it seems, as being so imperfect that he’s palling around with terrorists who would target their own country.”
The truth is: Sarah Palin and her husband have ties to the Alaska Independence Party, which supports Alaska’s independence from the United States. She espouses everything Teabaggers want to hear, abstinenance, God and Country, homophobia, and will not hesitate to call anyone she opposes a traitor, or worse…
IS SARAH PALIN GUILTY BY ASSOCIATION? IS BRISTOL?
Fresh off the success of my Twitter campaign (#boycottDWTS) is this fabulous news coming from last night’s episode.
Although I didn’t watch, the moment has been captured:
If your kid is a B-Level “star” or just breaking out into show business, please…By all means, help pull some strings to get the kid on Dancing With the Stars, sit in the audience and applaud them while they’re Tripping all over the stage.
But, if you’re a former Mayor of a little village that was left bankrupt, losing VP Candidate, or a Half-Term Governor now working for Fox News: Why don’t you stay away? Don’t you see how obviously obvious you are?
What Bristol Palin is is a stupid, spoiled little kid who had a baby while still a teenager in High School, probably while drinking, then dropped out of High School to “raise” the child with the baby daddy, himself a dropout and loser extraordinaire.
Bristol Palin is the daughter of a loser. A woman who ran the little town of Wasilla, Alaska, into the ground and left it millions and millions of dollars in debt, lost the Vice Presidency of this country, quit her job as Governor of Alaska to ostensibly work for Fox News and has made a mockery of the Republican Party and teabaggers across America with her lack of knowledge of, well everything.
A woman, who much like the daughter she raised, gave birth to her oldest son out of wedlock, admitted to smoking marijuana, dabbled with witchcraft (that seems to be popular with the right wing kooks lately :)), and has seen Russia from her front door. Quite the role model, huh? Let’s not forget the collective mother/daughter hypocricy of advocating abstinenance…unless, of course, it happens in your own family.
Bristol Palin is the daughter of Sarah Palin, Queen of the Wasilla Hillbillies.
So. What qualifies Bristol Palin to be on Dancing With the Stars? Absolutely nothing! ABC, obviously in an effort to gain viewers, has allowed Bristol Palin, not a Star, not a Celebrity, onto their program.
I remember a time, two years or so ago, when I was resoundingly criticized on the Muche for even having the nerve to criticize Sarah Palin for whoring her daughter before the American public. Huh. Yet it continues…
Do me a favor, fans?
Let’s show them this was a bad, bad mistake. I mean, hell, wasn’t one of the Salahi’s available?
Seems like Bristol’s quite the primadonna on set. From Canada.com:
Palin, daughter of former U.S. Republican vice-presidential hopeful Sarah Palin, already has been dubbed this season’s Kate Gosselin, who was famously difficult at times last season. It also seems that the younger Palin has one mother of a chip on her shoulder.
“Bristol was really annoyed by all the questions about whether her mom would be in the audience to support her,” the source said. “She kept complaining about the amount of press she had to do. She is acting like this is all a big pain.”
Did you hear it?
The howl of thousands and thousands, or as I’m sure Fox News will report it, hundreds of thousands and thousands, of crazy right wing Republican (and other) kooks in Nashville yesterday honoring the Heiress Apparent of the Republican Party at the National Tea Party Convention?
Not quite thousands or hundreds of thousands, is it?
What did they hear at said Convention? Well, the Patriot of all Patriots, Sarah Palin, declaring:
“America is ready for another revolution”
Yeah. Hasn’t she (and her husband) been advocating this for a long time?
But, let’s leave that topic for another day.
Today, I’d like to discuss Sarah’s criticism of President Obama’s use of teleprompters during her speech. Within minutes of crawling up to the podium Palin said, referring to President Obama:
Dear Sarah: Before making such comments, perhaps you should wash your hands? I mean…why were you looking at your palms so much?
What the hell? All the money these Teabaggers brought in, they couldn’t afford your very own teleprompter? You had to use a cheat sheet for your talking points?
Here’s Sarah’s hand:
“that charismatic gal with a cheat sheet…”
UPDATE: Fox News, in all of it’s infinite wisdom has explained this brilliant move by Palin for us all:
On Fox & Friends this morning, the hosts defended their colleague’s Telepalmer notes. Carlson suggested that it was a brilliantly clever plot to draw attention to Obama’s use of a teleprompter:
CARLSON: I think she did it on purpose. I think she did it on purpose, yeah. Because it’s an exact opposite of reading off the teleprompter with a script written for you with every word in a sentence and here’s she’s just taking crib notes on her hand. It makes her look like she can just talk off the cuff and she just jotted down a few couple notes before she went out to give a big long speech.
We all know who he is by now. A pretty Republican with a pretty spouse and pretty children. Someone who speaks pretty words that really don’t mean very much when you read between the lines.
Someone so pretty Matt Drudge is probably salivating as you read this. After all, Matt’s already espousing Brown as the next President of the United States.
But haven’t we been through this already?
Now it seems as if Brown’s got something else in common with Sarah Barracuda. He’s also the latest darling of the Tea Baggers and secessionists. Remember Sarah’s flirtation with the Alaska Independence Party? That extreme right wing organization that her husband Todd belonged to for years?
In McQueen’s own words:
We are now as divided as America was in the 1860s. When two people find they can no longer communicate, while living under the same roof, they often split apart and go there seperate ways. So what if . . . we took the United States and just split it in half . . . 24 states become The United States of the Democrats and 24 states become The United States of the Republicans
Wow. I can see it now…
God help America.
Oh. In case you missed it, Brown also shares something else with Palin. Seems like he likes to whore out his daughters too!
Here’s Brown’s wife years ago as “The Girl With The Curious Hand” in some music video by an unknown group. Guess she likes to make things squirt! How’s that for family values!
Look out! The Wasilla Hillbillies are at it again! While the Stay-Away-From-Home Mom Sarah Palin is out making herself look like the buffoonette she truly is over at Fox News (home of lots of buffoons) we get word that her youngest daughter Willow is following in her big sister’s footsteps.
Seems like Willow and a large group of the God-Fearing Wasilla Youth Brigade decided to break into a house for sale and have a big ol’ drunkfest. From the report:
“Willow has been running with the wrong crowd,” confides a friend. “They are a popular high school clique known as the Colony Girls, who are well known as hard partiers and are regularly involved in underage drinking and smoking dope.”
Here’s some advice, Sarah. Go home. Don’t worry about running for President or being on Fox News.