Yes, my friends, The End is Near
Today begins a long weekend celebrating the cultural phenomenon known as LOST. Capping off a week long procession of appearances by the producers of LOST, Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindlof; as well as the cast of this outstanding program – tonight we’ll all be sitting in front of our televisions to view a newly-enhanced repeat of the pilot of LOST.
Tomorrow night, whether with a group of friends, a gathering of fans in chat at DarkUFO, or huddled in the deep folds of a comfortable chair in solitary seclusion (as I plan to be), millions of Americans will watch The End of LOST.
For thousands of my friends who’ve followed me here, on the DarkUFO website, and on the SpoilerTV Forums, not to mention many other LOST-related discussion and theory sites, will this mean the end (also) to six years of spectulation, wild theories, amazingly accuration predictions, and hysterically wrong assumptions?
I hope and expect not. I suspect Monday morning will bring about a flurry of new spectulation, wild theories, amazingly accuration predictions, and hysterically wrong assumptions.
As we prepare for this marathon weekend of LOST love, I’d like to share some of the spectulation, wild theories, amazingly accuration predictions, and hysterically wrong assumptions my friend ekg and I have shared on my forum in the past four weeks.
WARNING: Possible spoilers and confirmed silliness follow!
4/9: Maybe all it takes is for Dez to go back in time and NOT turn the fail-safe key???
4/14: I now get why Dez ran over Locke. He had to get him in a near death experience like himself and Charlie to see what’s going on now on the island.
Why hasn’t Dr. Chang aged?
4/16: The Alt is what happens if MIB gets off the island!
5/4: I have returned from the deep depths of HELL! (<Note for future reference)
5/6: I think Jack is going to figure out whats going on in ‘side-time’ when Desmond comes to show him what he’s missing.. so yeah Sayid was right.. it is going to be him (Jacob’s successor)…
5/6: Bernard looked like he knew everything.
5/12: MIB isn’t Smokie anymore than Locke is.. Smokie is them..Smokemonster just takes a form that’s more pleasing to whomever he is with…
5/12: Smokie is the darkness that came out of the light. Pretty cool and correlates with a lot of hints we’ve gotten through the years.
And it may just verify my theory that we’ll be seeing the real John Locke soon!
5/12: Makes me wonder if, in order to stop Flocke, he has to be returned to the light spring (thus, returning Smokey to his “home”) and resetting all the good in the world. Which means the Alt is the result of that. Not what happened if the plane didn’t crash.
5/12: Des is going to cause all the Losties at the concert to have a near-death experience.. or maybe he just knows, like everything else we’ve seen, that he needs to get them all together for anything to happen..
5/17: I’m saying Kate dies..on the bright side, it it wasn’t Sawyer whose last scene was laying on the ground in a scene where there is blood, shouting, and tenderness
5/19: I think the rest of the Oceanic survivors will have to protect Jack and help him kill MIB, which means they are now expendable because The One has been chosen..IOW, whatever protection they had before (MIB being unable to kill them on his own) I think that’s gone now..
5/19: When Des gave Kate the dress and said “we’re going to a concert”.. my daughters (who love Charlie) said “Yaa, Charlie”.. but I think Des is taking Kate to see Eloise more than taking her to see Charlie.. since Eloise knows the answer to the riddle..
5/19: Kate won’t die
5/20: I think Dez is going to turn into the white good monster and banish Smokey!
5/20: Smokey took over MIB’s form when he could (remember my theory about why everyone on the island has to be buried? Because Smokey can take their form?) and he took over Locke’s when he could.
I’m waiting for Locke to go full-on aware of what’s going on on the island during a major near-death experience* during his surgery in the finale and actually (somehow) taking over his dead body on island to defeat Smokey.
*Why not? Seems like the island flashes in the Alt are more detailed the greater the injury (or in his case, surgery).
5/20: I doubt many people would talk to him(smokie) or trust him if he came to them in his true ‘smoke’ form.. so he just ‘assumes’ whichever ‘body’ works for him..
he showed Jack the way by looking like Jack’s dad
he convinced Claire to come with him by being Jack and her Dad
he talked to Richard in his MIB form
he uses Locke for everyone else..
smokie is MIB but only because he pretends to be him, the same way he’s pretending to be Locke and all the others..but like Locke, and Jack’s dad..the real MIB is dead..
5/20: sooooooooooooooo the only person we haven’t seen is going to be Jack’s wife, the mother of his child. which is also the reason Jack’s name wasn’t scratched off for being a Dad the way Kate’s was for being a mom.. and Jack’s wife is….*drum-roll* Juliette!
5/21: Vincent pulled Dez outta the well!
5/21: Hurley would be a good bet, but 2nd in command has to also be able to step into the number one slot.. Hurley couldn’t do that.. and, the 2nd guy has to have the same ‘intelligence’ level as Jack.. someone he can sit and play chess with or sit around a philosophize with.. again, not Hurley.. that’s why I said it’s Ben.. I say Locke over Ben tho on the off chance they can pull off bringing him back to life..
the problem with Ben or Locke is that they would want to be number 1.. they aren’t ‘2nd in command’ types because they want the island for their own.. but, maybe that’s the whole part of the yin/yang..
5/21: the sunken island.. the alt world.. somehow, smokie won the 1st(or every) time around but Faraday is able to change “Time” and at the concert, him and Eloise change it back and the worlds (alt/island) link up…
this is the whole ‘matrix’ scene…in that scene I copied/pasted we learn that it all(all 3 matrix movies) had already happened 5 times before because Neo kept making the same wrong decision each time when he got to that point.. and after he made the wrong decision, the matrix reset and started the process all over again..
5/21: the eye opening.. this time it’s Kate’s eye opening like Jack’s did.. it’s why she’s laying on the ground in her final scene.. it’s always been the eye opening, we were reminded of that last season when the ‘tease’ of the new season was the eye opening and we all tried to figure out whose it was..
5/21: (I feel like were in the final throes of spectulation ) I don’t know…didn’t I say earlier that the Alt is if Flocke had succeeded? That’s why the island’s underwater in the first episode.
hell, there could be a mind-blower and it be Sawyer.. since he wants to leave the island, so that would sorta recreate the MIB/Jacob relationship perfectly..
5/21: I just thought of something…
Remember when Juliet was dying in the hatch shaft at the beginning of the season?
Her last words after “Let’s have coffee” (or whatever…obviously alluding to something between here and Sawyer in the Alt) were:
We all assumed she meant the bomb (Jughead). But, nah…
It’s whatever they all get together to do to get rid of Flocke in the Alt at the concert.
We’ll see how these pan out tomorrow!